Elonian Nomad

Went-up and around my house, climbed down a mountain, then went around to go back. After climbing up I saw this:

“What the?! Where the hell am I?!”

And I realized I was lost.

Ran aound everything in one direction, trying my damnest not to go in circles [...]

… oy!

You pigs get outta’ my lawn and go oink somewhere else or I’ll turn you into pork-chop!

Someone’s trying to sleep here!